Angelaboration posted this and I thought it was fun.
The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (made famous by Inside the Actor's Studio):
Q: What is your favorite word?
A: trabajabamos (Spanish: First-person plural (nosotros, nosotras) imperfect indicative form of trabajar.)
Q: What is your least favorite word?
A: pudding
Q: What turns you on?
A: reading is pretty sexy
Q: What turns you off?
A: arrogance
Q: What is your favorite curse word?
A: asshat
Q: What sound do you love?
A: my husbands snoring
Q: What sound do you hate?
A: water pipes in the wall (yes, there is poop coursing through those icky pipes just inches behind your head.)
Q: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
A: interior designer or childrens book author
Q: What profession would you not like to participate in?
A: podiatrist, feet are gross.
Q: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
A: Yahtzee!
There you are. Now I really kind of hope God exists because jeez, that would be sweet.
I hope your last thought gets to be, "Holy Crap, That's Awesome."
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2 comments:
YAHTZEE! is definitely what God should say.
It would also be good if God said asshat. Not to you, but just in general. Because EVERYONE should say asshat.
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